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Mathematics Goes to the Movies

by Burkard Polster and Marty Ross

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

COLONEL OATS: Is that clear?
BILL: Yes, sir. Sir!
COLONEL OATS: What?
BILL: (louder) Yes, sir. Sir!
COLONEL OATS: What?
BILL: (even louder) Yes, sir. Sir!
COLONEL OATS: Get down and give me infinity. (Mumbling to himself) Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins.
BILL: (doing his third pushup) There is no way I can possibly do infinitely many pushups. TED: Maybe if he lets us do them girly style.